It doesn't matter what religion you were raised with or
without any at all, society tells us that the night after your wedding
will be unforgivable. But as reality check reveals, at least 25% of
couples don't even have intimacy on their wedding night. And the reasons
can be different, from drunkenness to tiredness.
But we
believe, that percentage may very well be a lot higher. Here are 15 sex
confession bust unrealistic myths about wedding nights. Brides tell
about what their wedding nights were really like:
1. "My
ex-husband sprained his ankle badly while drunkenly dancing with one of
our bridesmaids. His parents came up to our hotel room later that night
to check on him, because he was so swollen. Needless to say, the only
moaning coming from our room was him ... moaning in pain!"
2. "My
husband passed out from drinking on the bus ride to the hotel from the
reception. I spent the night making sure he was okay and finally eating
something after not eating all day."
3. "I guess that's the one advantage of having a dry, Mormon wedding -- we weren't too drunk to have sex!"
4. "We had sex, but I barely remember it, because I was hammered! Keepin' it classy."
5.
"We got into an argument, because a group of his friends got drunk and
was being disruptive and rude and he thought I had asked them to leave
our wedding. I didn't, [but] we spent our wedding night in separate
rooms."
6. "I was six weeks pregnant and sick as a dog, so we got
through the courthouse wedding, suffered through my mother taking us out
to dinner, went home and went right to bed!"
7. "My husband got
drunk on champagne and the sex sucked, and he passed out right
afterwards. I spent the night watching TV. We are divorced now."
8.
"The first thing we did was climb on the bed (tux and gown still on)
and opened all of our cards to count our cash. Then, ordered pizza. Even
though we had a buffet at the reception, we were still starving. We ate
pizza in bed while watching TV. We did NOT consummate our marriage that
night. We were way too tired!"
9. "We got married in Vegas, so we
had a great time at a club in our hotel. But after a whole night of
dancing and toasting, we went back to our suite and passed out."
10.
"I put on some lingerie in an attempt to look nice. My husband was more
excited about opening the envelopes and counting the money from the
checks. He said, 'Don't feel obligated to have sex.' We were too tired
anyhow and went to sleep."
11. "We had a morning ceremony and
breakfast reception, so we went home afterwards, I had a nap, then I had
to work the night shift. How about that for romantic? Hah."
12.
"We almost burned our room down! I threw his shirt over the top of a
lamp, then later, we went out for dinner. When we came back, the shirt
was scorched, and the room smelled like burnt cotton."
13. "I was
exhausted and one of my bridesmaids with her husband came in our suite
to make something to eat. And I finally get the dress off and am almost
asleep when the groom wanted to celebrate our marriage. I'm pretty sure I
slept through it."
14. "We spent our wedding night in the
emergency room. Whoever set up the cake table didn't lock it in place
properly, and it crashed on my foot."
15. "We got crazy drunk, but
still managed to have a lot of fun getting it on. The next day we went
[out] and came back to our room to find the cleaning service had been in
the room to freshen things up for us and [put] all of our 'toys' in a
pile by the bed and covered with a cloth. I about died of embarrassment
thinking of the staff donning rubber gloves and pincer-grasping each
item and placing them carefully in a pile!"
What was your wedding night really like?
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